The Girl with the Broken Paddle

Archive for November 2008

The Broken Paddle

Posted by: Janey on: November 27, 2008

Instead of heading straight home from work the other night, I stopped in at the Super Wal*Mart. I needed a few ingredients for my Thanksgiving dessert, amoung other things, and the chances of me getting up early the next morning were less than slim. 
So, as I browsed at 3 a.m., my mind wandered to that [...]

Spank Me(me!)

Posted by: Janey on: November 25, 2008

On my ‘nilla blog, I’m a slice o’ lifer, and slice o’ life bloggers LOVE memes. I don’t see why my spanking blogger personality should be any different. Especially since everyone is doing it!
1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? All of the above! Seriously, is anyone really saying otherwise? Or am [...]

My Stupid Mouth

Posted by: Janey on: November 25, 2008

I have this problem with my mouth. 
I can’t control it. 
Just ask the Thorough One. During our first meeting, he told me to ‘Just stop talking’ not once, but twice. I’ve also been known to say things like “that doesn’t hurt” and “No, I’m not ready to be good yet.” Yeah, not the smartest cookie in [...]

Worried

Posted by: Janey on: November 22, 2008

The DD Punishment Strap from The London Tanners came today, and it is much scarier in person! I think I am going to be regretting having bought it. 
I mean, I could try to be very good, but what are the odds of that? ::sniff::

Lust List

Posted by: Janey on: November 19, 2008

Sure, I lust over men with reckless abandon. J teases me every chance he gets about the fact that Rob Lowe once topped my Lust List. These days I lust over Michael Shanks, thanks to too much time in front of Stargate DVDs, and would happily go over the knee of a certain fictional teen [...]

On Bruising

Posted by: Janey on: November 18, 2008

On both of my arms, and one of my legs, I have a very ugly set of bruises. They’re three days old, and I didn’t enjoy receiving them. 
I had no choice in the matter, however, as I had locked my keys in the house and there was no way in but the window that was [...]

And a Half…

Posted by: Janey on: November 14, 2008

I felt a little dirty, and I must admit a little silly, as I picked up the key from the office. In my long jean skirt, hooded sweatshirt, and librarianesque glasses, surely I didn’t look the part of the girl who does this sort of thing. 
When I called to reserve the room, the woman on [...]

Getting My Ass to Bed

Posted by: Janey on: November 10, 2008

Still not sore in the saddle, this time thanks to my own sickness. I felt myself getting sick on Wednesday, but figured by Sunday I would be up and running and ready for whatever he who not yet has a moniker wanted to throw at me. 
But when I woke up this morning and turned over [...]

That Inbetween Phase

Posted by: Janey on: November 6, 2008

I’ve not written in a few weeks because nothing has happened since the Trivial Pursuit Disaster. Despite assurances that nothing would change, the Thorough One has barely spoken to me, and when he has, it seems I am just annoyingly chatty, and that he’d rather be left alone, which does make me sad, in that [...]


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