The Girl with the Broken Paddle

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Never Mind Broken…

Posted by: Janey on: August 11, 2009

… the paddle is gone.
When I chose the paddle I currently have, I tried to model it after the Thorough One’s. I bought it from the same place, without consulting him, and thought my judgements were at least close.
Well, this morning, in a rage of manic cleaning, I tore apart my room and just started [...]

The Backpack

Posted by: Janey on: August 10, 2009

Today ended a six day hospital stay, and the also the longest porn-free streak of my adult spanking life.
Drats. That sounded funnier in my head.
I don’t need to manufacture the funny in this post anyway. This story’s funiness speaks for itself.
Upon arriving at the emergency room last Wednesday, I had no intention of staying any [...]

Through a Mirror Darkly

Posted by: Janey on: August 5, 2009

Gaining and maintaining an accurate self-image is hard work, and not for the easily discouraged. There are so many forces in play, most working against an unbiased outcome, that we have to truly want it, or we won’t get it.
Pushing aside the highly intriguing idea that we are never the person now that we were [...]

Got My Paddle Fixed

Posted by: Janey on: July 29, 2009

Thank you to everyone who expressed concern over my last post. I appreciate all your kind words.
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, but I’ve been back on the (spanking) horse for a bit, and I still love it as much as I did before the… incident.
We all at some point are going to have [...]

Time to Breathe

Posted by: Janey on: April 17, 2009

There might be some spanking going on this weekend, but for the past few weeks, it’s been just leaning back and trying in a real way to just get a handle on this life thing.
See, I have these imperfections gifted to my brain by my wonderfully drug addicted mother at the time of my gestation [...]

We Have a Winner

Posted by: Janey on: March 20, 2009

So, while the contest didn’t get a lot of entries, it did produce a winner. The New Guy is now known in the annals of this blog as the Impressionist. I’m breaking with the “The  ____ One” trend, because it’s stifling in the same way the ‘is’ was on the Facebook status thingy. 
Anyone wanna place [...]

Happier Thoughts

Posted by: Janey on: March 2, 2009

Thought it needed to get out, I can’t very well leave that last post at the top of the page. It’s far too melodramatic for a level headed girl like the girl I aspire to be. 
I have had a lot of aspirations in the past, and given my impulsive nature, those aspirations change quite frequently. [...]

Morning Breaks

Posted by: Janey on: January 26, 2009

Well, it appears I am a lying liar who tells lies, because writing this past week has proven to be mighty theraputic, and after writing about how I am a terrible person, who surely knows no divine love, and how terribly broken I am, I woke up feeling all put together again. 
Things that were bothering [...]

Broken

Posted by: Janey on: January 26, 2009

Yes, the bathbrush did indeed meet its end against my oft neglected bottom, as reported earlier. 
The offending brush, however, is not the only thing broken.
There is just something deeply wrong with me, and I just can’t shake it. I haven’t been to work in nine days and I am about to loose what is left [...]

Sigh

Posted by: Janey on: January 22, 2009

I’ve gotta tell ya, I’m resisting with all I have not to take my ball and go home. 
This whole blogging thing just may not be for me. Not blogging completely; I’ve had vanilla blogs for seven years, and though I often go silent on them, one day the voice in my head gets insistent and [...]


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