The Girl with the Broken Paddle

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Complications

Posted by: Janey on: September 8, 2009

Life has been decidedly vanilla these days.
All my kinky plans have been thwarted–by sickness, lack of drive, finances, and now, my blasted car. All I really want is a life of simplicity and zen…
…and a really good beating.
Is that too much to ask?

Got My Paddle Fixed

Posted by: Janey on: July 29, 2009

Thank you to everyone who expressed concern over my last post. I appreciate all your kind words.
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, but I’ve been back on the (spanking) horse for a bit, and I still love it as much as I did before the… incident.
We all at some point are going to have [...]

Time to Breathe

Posted by: Janey on: April 17, 2009

There might be some spanking going on this weekend, but for the past few weeks, it’s been just leaning back and trying in a real way to just get a handle on this life thing.
See, I have these imperfections gifted to my brain by my wonderfully drug addicted mother at the time of my gestation [...]

Broken

Posted by: Janey on: January 26, 2009

Yes, the bathbrush did indeed meet its end against my oft neglected bottom, as reported earlier. 
The offending brush, however, is not the only thing broken.
There is just something deeply wrong with me, and I just can’t shake it. I haven’t been to work in nine days and I am about to loose what is left [...]

Now With Daily Entries!

Posted by: Janey on: January 7, 2009

I know this sounds like an empty promise, and in a way, it is. 
I won’t be writing captivating posts or erotic flash fiction everyday, but at the end of the day, I will be posting an account of my misdeeds. 
It started innocently enough. I’ve been having trouble keeping up with my Punishment Book (also known [...]

Whole Lotta Nothing

Posted by: Janey on: December 30, 2008

I’m not really a neglectful blogger; there just hasn’t been a lot going on ’round these parts. 
And by not a lot, I mean absolutely nothing. No spanking (cancelations abound, on both ends) and no real discipline to speak of. I’ve been busy and sick, he’s been busy and sick. Snow storms, Christmas, time spent in [...]

Long Week

Posted by: Janey on: December 5, 2008

Wow, it really has been an entire week since my last post. Apparently, there are no good memes going around, else there would be some content on here. 
I intend to get the Structure Page update within the day, but first I have like thousands of lines to write, courtesy of the Dashing One. I considered [...]

Spank Me(me!)

Posted by: Janey on: November 25, 2008

On my ‘nilla blog, I’m a slice o’ lifer, and slice o’ life bloggers LOVE memes. I don’t see why my spanking blogger personality should be any different. Especially since everyone is doing it!
1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? All of the above! Seriously, is anyone really saying otherwise? Or am [...]

Getting My Ass to Bed

Posted by: Janey on: November 10, 2008

Still not sore in the saddle, this time thanks to my own sickness. I felt myself getting sick on Wednesday, but figured by Sunday I would be up and running and ready for whatever he who not yet has a moniker wanted to throw at me. 
But when I woke up this morning and turned over [...]

Best Laid Plans

Posted by: Janey on: October 17, 2008

I should be getting ready for work, or studying, or something productive. 
But I can’t, because my brain won’t shut off. I’m trying to process the whys and the wherefores (hey, I like redundancy) of last night. 
Every time is a learning experience, and I understand that. But what I don’t understand is the absolute and utter [...]


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