The Girl with the Broken Paddle

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I Don’t Get It

Posted by: Janey on: October 19, 2009

How am I not marked to Hell right now?
Mysteries. Mysteries.

From the Bottom

Posted by: Janey on: August 24, 2009

*Some of my readers have asked for racier content. I’m not sure if I’m even capable of such writing, but here’s my attempt. Besides, I had to make some kind of post today. It’s now been a year since my first ever spanking!
“Come over and suck my dick,” he said, by way of greeting.
It had [...]

Obese… My Ass

Posted by: Janey on: August 14, 2009

As if my self esteem needed a hit, one of the search terms yesterday was ’spanking obese girls.’
I’m gonna go pout.
Whilst wearing my blingie new glasses.

Quizical

Posted by: Janey on: April 26, 2009

I know I’ve done this quiz before, but it’s interesting to see how preferences change over time. 

 

 

You Scored as Submissive(((Note: This quiz is not totally comprehensive because of the length such a quiz would be. I kept it sex-based because I felt that psychological profiles and motivations were too complicated and vary too greatly among [...]

Time to Breathe

Posted by: Janey on: April 17, 2009

There might be some spanking going on this weekend, but for the past few weeks, it’s been just leaning back and trying in a real way to just get a handle on this life thing.
See, I have these imperfections gifted to my brain by my wonderfully drug addicted mother at the time of my gestation [...]

QoTD

Posted by: Janey on: April 10, 2009

If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been feeling very spanky lately. Never mind writing–I haven’t even been reading blogs. 
Between work kicking my ass, and general medication issues (me not taking it!), I’ve been something of a recluse. 
Today at work, I did something mildly wrong, that doesn’t really matter, but I’m lazy and keep doing it [...]

If I Only Had a Name…

Posted by: Janey on: March 25, 2009

… on this here blog that was akin to those I give the spankers, it would be the Sassy Bratty Naughty Girl. 
Quite the mouthful, huh?
Many hints have been given that it’s about time I update this here blog, and in the interest of not falling three spankings behind, I will say that enough has been [...]

We Have a Winner

Posted by: Janey on: March 20, 2009

So, while the contest didn’t get a lot of entries, it did produce a winner. The New Guy is now known in the annals of this blog as the Impressionist. I’m breaking with the “The  ____ One” trend, because it’s stifling in the same way the ‘is’ was on the Facebook status thingy. 
Anyone wanna place [...]

Feast or Famine

Posted by: Janey on: March 19, 2009

I used to be something of a stat junkie, but life and lack of spanking got in the way of all the obsessive checking and worrying. However, as I was reading Dante’s blog, I noticed that I had been added to his blogroll, which told me that the last time I posted was 2 weeks [...]

You Can Take the Girl Outta the Church…

Posted by: Janey on: February 27, 2009

…but apparently not likewise. 
Tiggr posted her Belief-O-Matic results, and I can’t resist being a copycat, so here are mine:

1. 
Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)

2. 
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (92%)

3. 
Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (87%)

4. 
Jehovah’s Witness (82%)

5. 
Liberal Quakers (78%)

6. 
Seventh Day Adventist (73%)

7. 
Orthodox Quaker (71%)

8. 
Baha’i Faith (69%)

9. 
Eastern Orthodox (67%)

10. 
Roman Catholic (67%)

11. 
Orthodox Judaism (66%)

12. 
Unitarian Universalism (65%)

13. 
Sikhism (64%)

14. 
Hinduism (64%)

15. 
Reform Judaism (61%)

16. 
Theravada Buddhism (61%)

17. 
Mahayana Buddhism (60%)

18. 
Jainism (56%)

19. 
Islam (52%)

20. 
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)

21. 
New Thought (48%)

22. 
Neo-Pagan (42%)

23. 
New Age (41%)

24. 
Taoism (41%)

25. 
Scientology (32%)

26. 
Secular Humanism (30%)

27. 
Nontheist (23%)

I guess all [...]


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