The Girl with the Broken Paddle

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Obese… My Ass

Posted by: Janey on: August 14, 2009

As if my self esteem needed a hit, one of the search terms yesterday was ’spanking obese girls.’
I’m gonna go pout.
Whilst wearing my blingie new glasses.

‘Nother MeMe

Posted by: Janey on: January 28, 2009

I loves ‘em, I tell ya.
1. What is your name?

2. What is your relationship status?

3. What is your favorite color?

4.Who is your celebrity crush?

5. What will you be doing tomorrow?

6. What is your favorite Disney princess?

7. What would you splurge on if you won the lottery?

8. What was the last thing you bought?

(From Woodrage. Got [...]

Broken

Posted by: Janey on: January 26, 2009

Yes, the bathbrush did indeed meet its end against my oft neglected bottom, as reported earlier. 
The offending brush, however, is not the only thing broken.
There is just something deeply wrong with me, and I just can’t shake it. I haven’t been to work in nine days and I am about to loose what is left [...]


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