Posted by: Janey on: October 19, 2009
How am I not marked to Hell right now?
Mysteries. Mysteries.
Posted by: Janey on: August 11, 2009
… the paddle is gone.
When I chose the paddle I currently have, I tried to model it after the Thorough One’s. I bought it from the same place, without consulting him, and thought my judgements were at least close.
Well, this morning, in a rage of manic cleaning, I tore apart my room and just started [...]
Posted by: Janey on: August 10, 2009
Today ended a six day hospital stay, and the also the longest porn-free streak of my adult spanking life.
Drats. That sounded funnier in my head.
I don’t need to manufacture the funny in this post anyway. This story’s funiness speaks for itself.
Upon arriving at the emergency room last Wednesday, I had no intention of staying any [...]
Posted by: Janey on: April 27, 2009
I’m a pretty undisciplined girl. My life is pretty put together, but it could be so much better, if I just put in the effort.
So, here’s to trying.
After my rather painful strapping (I had no idea that strap could actually hurt!) and a fun little birthday paddling, the Thorough One and I spent a good [...]
Posted by: Janey on: April 25, 2009
So, I’m finally feeling better. Yay for effective meds!
Just in time for some spankings.
Not only am I a year older, but I’ve also been a very naughty girl.
The IRS might not spank me for being late with my taxes, but my spankers will!
That’s right, I said spankers. I personally find it very unfair-like to be [...]
Posted by: Janey on: April 17, 2009
There might be some spanking going on this weekend, but for the past few weeks, it’s been just leaning back and trying in a real way to just get a handle on this life thing.
See, I have these imperfections gifted to my brain by my wonderfully drug addicted mother at the time of my gestation [...]
Posted by: Janey on: March 25, 2009
… on this here blog that was akin to those I give the spankers, it would be the Sassy Bratty Naughty Girl.
Quite the mouthful, huh?
Many hints have been given that it’s about time I update this here blog, and in the interest of not falling three spankings behind, I will say that enough has been [...]
Posted by: Janey on: March 20, 2009
So, while the contest didn’t get a lot of entries, it did produce a winner. The New Guy is now known in the annals of this blog as the Impressionist. I’m breaking with the “The ____ One” trend, because it’s stifling in the same way the ‘is’ was on the Facebook status thingy.
Anyone wanna place [...]
Posted by: Janey on: March 19, 2009
I used to be something of a stat junkie, but life and lack of spanking got in the way of all the obsessive checking and worrying. However, as I was reading Dante’s blog, I noticed that I had been added to his blogroll, which told me that the last time I posted was 2 weeks [...]
Posted by: Janey on: January 26, 2009
Yes, the bathbrush did indeed meet its end against my oft neglected bottom, as reported earlier.
The offending brush, however, is not the only thing broken.
There is just something deeply wrong with me, and I just can’t shake it. I haven’t been to work in nine days and I am about to loose what is left [...]
