The Girl with the Broken Paddle

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Never Mind Broken…

Posted by: Janey on: August 11, 2009

… the paddle is gone.
When I chose the paddle I currently have, I tried to model it after the Thorough One’s. I bought it from the same place, without consulting him, and thought my judgements were at least close.
Well, this morning, in a rage of manic cleaning, I tore apart my room and just started [...]

The Backpack

Posted by: Janey on: August 10, 2009

Today ended a six day hospital stay, and the also the longest porn-free streak of my adult spanking life.
Drats. That sounded funnier in my head.
I don’t need to manufacture the funny in this post anyway. This story’s funiness speaks for itself.
Upon arriving at the emergency room last Wednesday, I had no intention of staying any [...]

Got My Paddle Fixed

Posted by: Janey on: July 29, 2009

Thank you to everyone who expressed concern over my last post. I appreciate all your kind words.
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, but I’ve been back on the (spanking) horse for a bit, and I still love it as much as I did before the… incident.
We all at some point are going to have [...]

Discipline

Posted by: Janey on: April 27, 2009

I’m a pretty undisciplined girl. My life is pretty put together, but it could be so much better, if I just put in the effort. 
So, here’s to trying.
After my rather painful strapping (I had no idea that strap could actually hurt!) and a fun little birthday paddling, the Thorough One and I spent a good [...]

Yippee!

Posted by: Janey on: April 25, 2009

So, I’m finally feeling better. Yay for effective meds!
Just in time for some spankings. 
Not only am I a year older, but I’ve also been a very naughty girl. 
The IRS might not spank me for being late with my taxes, but my spankers will!
That’s right, I said spankers. I personally find it very unfair-like to be [...]

We Have a Winner

Posted by: Janey on: March 20, 2009

So, while the contest didn’t get a lot of entries, it did produce a winner. The New Guy is now known in the annals of this blog as the Impressionist. I’m breaking with the “The  ____ One” trend, because it’s stifling in the same way the ‘is’ was on the Facebook status thingy. 
Anyone wanna place [...]

The Paddle

Posted by: Janey on: December 24, 2008

It must have been the casualness of it that has kept the image with me for so long. 
It was months ago, but I still remember walking in the front door of the apartment, and seeing it just laying there, on the couch, as if it were the most natural thing in the world–0r just an [...]

The Broken Paddle

Posted by: Janey on: November 27, 2008

Instead of heading straight home from work the other night, I stopped in at the Super Wal*Mart. I needed a few ingredients for my Thanksgiving dessert, amoung other things, and the chances of me getting up early the next morning were less than slim. 
So, as I browsed at 3 a.m., my mind wandered to that [...]

Lust List

Posted by: Janey on: November 19, 2008

Sure, I lust over men with reckless abandon. J teases me every chance he gets about the fact that Rob Lowe once topped my Lust List. These days I lust over Michael Shanks, thanks to too much time in front of Stargate DVDs, and would happily go over the knee of a certain fictional teen [...]

Best Laid Plans

Posted by: Janey on: October 17, 2008

I should be getting ready for work, or studying, or something productive. 
But I can’t, because my brain won’t shut off. I’m trying to process the whys and the wherefores (hey, I like redundancy) of last night. 
Every time is a learning experience, and I understand that. But what I don’t understand is the absolute and utter [...]


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